My new writing hero is Doug Legler of Fargo, North Dakota, whose name is longer than his obituary.
The shortest newspaper obituary on record.
They say this was done in accordance with his own wishes.
More than one colleague has suggested I call this blog “Less Has To Happen” to remind writers, as I often do, to keep their stories concise, and to chop extraneous information.
What a sense of humor, Doug. Rest in Peace.
Happy 4th, everyone.
More Has To Happen 
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